Il y a plusieurs mois de cela, document.write(“”); j’ai remarqué à CNN un “journaliste” qui s’asseyait toujours sur son bureau pour faire ses présentations. Comme il donnait surtout dans le commentaire d’actualité et qu’il utilisait l’internet (Twitter, Facebook) pour créer une “conversation” avec son auditoire, je suppose qu’il faisait ainsi pour créer une atmosphère plus informelle. Ce n’est que plus tard que j’ai réalisé que c’est aussi sans doute pourquoi on l’appellait “Rick Sanchez”!
Humour
Proverbes Calembourgeois
Le cricket est un sport d’élitre par excellence.
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Un col bleu qui dîne dans un bar de danseuses commencera généralement son repas par une entrée de crudité.
Le motto des Hell’s Angels retraités est “Vieux motard que jamais.”
When they say they made a “Double-Blind Clinical Study”, document.write(“”); they probably mean they tested the medication on two blind guys.
Picture of the week:
Kiki kidnapped by the Felix Bros!
Batman vs Turkey
Yesterday my wife was reading a year-old issue of Kinema Junpo and she stumbled upon an article mentionning an incredible anecdote about the mayor of a Turkish <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman, document.write(“”); _Turkey” target=”“new””>town suing Warner Bros. and Batman‘s director Christopher Nolan for using the name of his town without his permission!
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I missed the story when it was first talked about in Variety or the Huffington Post, but, even a year later, you have to admit that it is pretty funny. And there’s nothing like a good turkey story for Thanksgiving!
The Cosmos is singing
I just found this really cool music video that someone made using some clips from Carl Sagan’s tv series “Cosmos”:
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We are not alone
After watching this, document.write(“”); I feel a little better. I don’t feel so lonely after all…
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Nice Dune reference to compare Obama to the Kwisatz Haderach!
BTW, the answers are: shai-hulud, thumper and water of life…
Geek rules!
Cute cat animation
Lame Duck?
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Bush may be lame but he still can duck!
And now there’s people brandishing shoes in the streets of Bagdad!
Is this the beginning of a new cult? “The shoe! The shoe!”
They want the shoe-thrower, document.write(“”); Muntadhar “Brian” al-Zeidi, to be freed.
You really couldn’t have a more Pythonesque moment than that!
Images © Associated Press and Ahmad Al-Rubaye / AFP / Getty Images.
Slippery
Apparently the guy managing the city’s blue collars made the mistake of putting the people who used to take care of the ice rinks in charge of cleaning the sidewalks. Now they are extremely slippery. I know that City Hall talked about cutting cost by stopping cleaning sidewalks, document.write(“”); but there’s a limit! If I hurt my back once more by slipping I think I’ll sue them!
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On top of that the landlord didn’t repair the front-door stairs and they keep getting dangerously icy and slippery. I am spending a fortune in salt just to increase the chances of NOT breaking my neck each time I’m going out.
Image © Acreage Living.
Bad Jokes
That explains a lot…
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Thanks to Brigitte for the link.
A Muslim and an Otaku enter a bar…
Do you know the joke where a shiite Muslim and an Otaku enter a bar?
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Me neither.
But I can tell you for sure that, document.write(“”); whichever reason the muslim entered the bar or whatever the anime fan told him, it will always end badly. The shiite will always hit the fan!
Mail Snafu
I knew the U.S. Postal Service can sometimes be bad and that a recent survey revealed that Americans were rather weak in geography — but I didn’t know to what extend. A parcel that I recently mailed to a customer in Israel came back — with a stamped note saying “wrong address” in Spanish — from Costa Rica !!! That’s what we called really lost! But at least it came back…
Funny Anecdote
Something funny happened last night.
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Around midnight I was walking on the street and a huge white SUV stops beside me (I was going to the subway station to meet my wife and walk her back home for safety — I do that once in a while since she was attacked one night on her way back from work). The tinted driver’s window goes down and the women at the wheel ask me “You wouldn’t happen to have a quarter, document.write(“”); would you?”
I know that the price of gas is high, but to beg for money is a little far-fetched!
Of course, I would not give any money to someone who’s already wasting so much with a gas-guzzling vehicle…
Clodjee's Safe-House 